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523 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Unfiltered water and styrofoam cups. These are some bad hombres.
B. RELAX!
C. He just loves finding new ways to be indifferent.
D. I usually don't say this to men.....How far apart are the contractions?
E. Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care. | E | 78ec360fda2ca30fa6a88858d452f428 | |
601 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Botox.
B. But how will we raise the kids?
C. Yes, I see the train but I think we can beat it.
D. Will the gentleman be alive for dinner, sir?
E. Keep moving. He's a hugger. | E | 4f5fe68c31c108a584786043d1d03b90 | |
755 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Well, the menu did say ‘Chose your own lobster.’
B. 'Yes Robert I bought a chair. I was sick of my options being between a rock and a hard place.'
C. They only want the starter.
D. Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.
E. Let me guess...the Gym Reaper? | B | 874a3a064377b2ea39b9daae1a06b7d3 | |
20 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Do I hear a motion for less disclosure?
B. If you're so civilized, why don't you use a coaster?
C. At this point in the interview, Johnson, we would like to see how well you play with others
D. So much for the suggestion box being anonymous
E. Whatever you do, don't agree to play hide-and-seek with him. | E | fd719ea3bea71054c6ddda3712a692cc | |
369 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Nothing you buy on a 2 am informercial is ever a good idea.
B. Under pre-existing conditions, why did you write 'Frog'?
C. Damn, I loved that giraffe.
D. I am useless until I have my morning turkey.
E. Dress for the job you have. | C | f65d8941168294c28d4faf68345bd937 | |
753 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. She told me she had protection.
B. Anywhere but Eve's office.
C. You don't have to tell me it's a vanishing breed.
D. Oh, hey, I almost didn't recognize you outside of work.
E. Seriously, all you need is a letter from your doctor. | D | c62f4c6b8a912814ba0c1d24c6481eb6 | |
539 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It looks like Ted is out of gumballs...meeting adjourned.
B. Speak softly and carry a big fish.
C. You’re in luck! It's cannabis.
D. Well, sure, but I never would have believed in a Trump presidency, either.
E. I think I will unfollow him. | E | 12e39e82815dd660c06dd4d6c7d1e5ce | |
749 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It looks like Ted is out of gumballs...meeting adjourned.
B. Define fresh.
C. I'm sorry I couldn't get more for you in the divorce settlement.
D. Yeah, well, these are my obsession now.
E. put me back in the hat, man, I hate seeing them in cages like this | E | 71207f1dc5988cceaa88b435c8c2d60f | |
522 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. My wife left me for Mr. Peanut.
B. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
C. No, sir, this is Fenway. You're looking for Jurassic Park.
D. This is the only house I could find under a grand.
E. You can use the loaner corn dog while you wait. Can you drive a stick? | B | b0300c27fac5d4e47c841b043a568db9 | |
584 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Describe him.
B. Would it kill you to use a few of your roaming minutes?
C. Another nasty hokeypokey injury!
D. Let's just go with the open floor plan.
E. Unfortunately, we are not flexible on mats. | A | bbbdc2a3d3f7985c7a17ea816476fd7e | |
722 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Do you want it in dog years?
B. This is the last time I park on this side of town!
C. In 2019, I would have been both confused and alarmed by this.
D. Meaning of Life is at the top. This is Meaning of Beatles Lyrics.
E. Well technically, you ran the red light. | C | e9ab5c576bb610eeb63065e1871241f3 | |
218 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It says Martha Stewart once lived here.
B. Next week, I'll move Heaven for you.
C. You don't say!
D. We get it. You're straight.
E. Unfortunately, we are not flexible on mats. | A | e424d631d14cd0d7ad1eec5c0f18e779 | |
565 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. If you want to get into this property you will have to move fast.
B. He's over tired.
C. Excellent slide show.
D. I'm not sure how many there are. Every time I start counting I fall asleep.
E. Have you tried exorcising? | E | 88c81129b80b4ebb35d44b60632905b6 | |
245 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Throw us a doughnut!
B. How long has the "Check Condiments" light been on?
C. The answer to number seven? I can't even turn this thing on.
D. You always have to be an early adopter.
E. I'm trying to see it from your point of view. | A | 2adeced81f4bc62ac53cdc30a3eb7b94 | |
665 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Well, that's embarrassing. How long has it been there?
B. Let’s not tell Dad.
C. I bet the bride of Frankenstein gets to cuddle.
D. Welcome to the greatest living room on Earth!
E. I've got to stop advertising for posses in the classifieds. | A | 0096837d69d116b7d2754e0bd7f3d281 | |
728 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Thank you for agreeing to meet remotely.
B. Listen, I've got to run.
C. Sir, you did ask for our lowest fare.
D. You should probably pass if they offer stock options.
E. Linda suddenly realized she had entered the hallucinatory phase of her low-carb diet. | A | fd007a931d79ab1f892e94b2a8d9d694 | |
680 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It deployed when her carriage rear-ended an ox cart.
B. And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too.
C. I take it you didn't come here for the atmosphere.
D. We said we would return when Cleveland won a championship.
E. Thanks for checking on the salmon. How's the lamb? | E | 96761fd8c57498ad0cdac237bfdc1442 | |
529 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Both the movie and I will be released this summer.
B. Look, damsels say all sorts of things in distress.
C. There goes my novel.
D. There's really nothing to it.
E. We’re tabling the motion. | D | 8c5693c97926b9d8e864cf2eca47df41 | |
530 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Needs dressing.
B. The consensus of your wise men is: move the chair.
C. Remember when your rubber seal broke? I'm pregnant.
D. Yes, I do miss the corporate jet. I miss the corporate jet very much.
E. Won't be long until I'm bumped upstairs to the maze. | B | 9b258380724d4604ad5430a7c72d76bf | |
691 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. This is why I don't need cable TV.
B. We discovered the Internet since you were here last.
C. Invite them in if you want to get rid of them.
D. Throw us a doughnut!
E. It’s a pretty good aircraft, except that it keeps nagging you to ask for directions. | C | 9706fefce4abcead362188587ab264ce | |
214 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. We've been struggling to enlist millenials.
B. I hear he forged his death certificate.
C. I'd say your timing's a bit off.
D. I'm afraid we need to make more cuts.
E. put me back in the hat, man, I hate seeing them in cages like this | D | 2367f9864a129c7dc3b302555950fd03 | |
223 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Sorry, boy, but you know how it is with them peel 'n’ eat shrimp.
B. It was green when I went through it.
C. I'd kill for some peanuts.
D. We’re graduate students doing a study on lost socks.
E. Let's just enjoy them while they're still here. | D | b74826fab0b3e925dcc47c0fa92448c3 | |
639 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Well, you know, it beats living next to Trump Tower.
B. I'm supposed to call my doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours.
C. I have to warn you, I don't exactly have a bladder of steel.
D. The Canary Islands? Who told him we should go there?
E. Dr. Ogden just called to say your mercury levels are on the high side. | B | 36ce2afd4fa882f33e4f1dfb58c52e8c | |
715 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. The robe is supposed to open in the back.
B. We're out of that too.
C. It's never over easy.
D. The pen is mightier, but that looks awesome.
E. I keep telling him, 'For God’s sake, put down the whip, she has a learning disability.’ | C | 33274ef92302069998c2d2571fc930c6 | |
192 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Let's let him keep your ball.
B. I don't normally date Middle-Aged men.
C. It’s always a problem for us when a crime is committed on Halloween.
D. Both the movie and I will be released this summer.
E. Sheep Meadow? No, we wanna see the Seinfeld diner. | D | 05e5a99515870ccfc2a641374a9962d0 | |
659 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Consider the effect of recoil.
B. What turns you off?
C. Yes, I understand. Many of my patients have difficulty talking about sex.
D. That won't fly in here.
E. You know, dad, this is not making 'the talk' any less awkward. | B | 1b10daaf49348e8968cc1f65c8877e3c | |
530 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Well, at least he made curfew.
B. Your overhead is going to kill you.
C. He has a summer job as a scarecrow.
D. Let's just shoot the next one.
E. Oh god, Jerry, enough, the divorce is final. | B | d4203a0ad3f216548924d4687aeae626 | |
206 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. You're just like your mother.
B. First, let me bring you up to speed.
C. I'm sorry, sir, but we do reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
D. Oh dear, that's my wife! Act casual.
E. She’s a lover, not a fighter. | A | 3b1caa57e680e97e0125bbd64ebba6dd | |
738 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. 'Amazon drone delivery,' you said. 'It's so convenient,' you said.
B. Oh great, we're stuck behind a four-and-a-half-billion-year-old.
C. This looks like a good place to set up camp.
D. A friendly gesture can make first contact go a lot better.
E. The way I see it, I'm the miner, and you're the canary. | D | 1d59960c328bea8ef89ed7714178b864 | |
334 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. To illustrate how couples come to look alike, this is my wife.
B. I'm just saying, I can see why the 'brief'case is more popular.
C. Yes, your policy covers acts of God. Why?
D. Dress for the job you have.
E. Help me get under the seat for takeoff. | E | 0bb162a9093bfd831c0324f1ecc41f84 | |
526 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I identify as fish
B. You were with Ringling Brothers? I was with Lehman Brothers.
C. It autocorrected to "hula".
D. You work remote, right?
E. I’m trying to raise money for our squad. Would you like your plane washed? | C | c9561de42d6f9ffb604d357798e70a76 | |
469 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It's the price of freedom.
B. I liked my old spin class better.
C. I’ve gone hayless.
D. I'd hate to be on the third floor.
E. I have trouble saying no. | C | e1fa9d4210aa76b0aaad9fefe20851f2 | |
137 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. The restroom is just down the hall and anywhere you want.
B. Yes, I understand. Many of my patients have difficulty talking about sex.
C. Relax, honey—everybody gets buyer's remorse
D. I have a request to see how the sausage is made.
E. It would work beautifully in that space we have between the forest edge and the highway. | B | 03c15fc8e7005a3a4e781f901bb3a1d1 | |
686 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It appears that even the window washers are using steroids.
B. He's brooding again.
C. I was pretty sure I said "a cold beer".
D. That's strange—some of my twigs are missing, too.
E. We have observed you in the barn. So many questions. | B | 8539342d59752a4515109aa2ca464806 | |
11 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Neither one of us plays, but we find they keep people at least six feet away.
B. Yeah, but this race is up the side of a window.
C. I guess my wife couldn't make it.
D. We're on the express so it's medium rare only.
E. Legally, we’re a farm. | C | c9d18c3eebe5fdc27dc31bedf4071f81 | |
582 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Of course it's pretentious- didn't you see the rock he gave her?
B. It's painful, but I couldn't stand another chorus of ‘Take Me to the River.’
C. She runs like a dream I once had.
D. Will the gentleman be alive for dinner, sir?
E. I guess I misunderstood when you said long bike ride. | E | 63149ffbf7e4bce00fe0e444a552c11d | |
121 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. This part of the job is easy—it's the whoopee-cushion testing that annoys me.
B. O.K., now do a tragedy.
C. Not everything is about you.
D. The people who lived here before had lions.
E. I think my wife is having us tailed. | A | 028587758deb86fe42c79ec836d565e3 | |
142 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. The Zen Way is on the next mountain. This is the Steinway.
B. I think we made a wrong turn at puberty.
C. When you don't want one, they're everywhere.
D. It could be a combination of things.
E. I move for less transparency. | C | 8aa766e5756bf3b403a0f251b5a44aea | |
205 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I am entertaining a motion to evacuate. Do I hear a second?
B. Gore was right. This is inconvenient.
C. Geez, it's twenty-five to life already.
D. A little more on the Woofer
E. ‘No, no—you're the archeologist this time! | C | cc79ced3a4a55dfd78f0defbd762b220 | |
199 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Well, the menu did say ‘Chose your own lobster.’
B. This is why I didn't want a Monday night appointment!
C. Kinda puts going to the vet in perspective, doesn't it?
D. You're the one who said I wasn't eating enough fiber.
E. All I'm saying is that the science isn't necessarily conclusive. | A | 7ae2c467d94121104bbc32f889d0ada8 | |
594 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. What do you mean, 'YOU'RE scared you might miss' ?
B. I thought I told you to stop sending me jokes at work.
C. I'm trying to see it from your point of view.
D. Honestly? He's like, ten rings too old for her.
E. My wife won't let me put one in the back yard. | D | beddd8e9a045552334009ca3ac80c7b7 | |
25 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. This suit looked way better in the store.
B. Let’s see how sustainable his job is.
C. Sometimes I wish you would keep your performance targets to yourself.
D. What kind of neanderthal uses vodka instead of gin?
E. I'm just saying, I can see why the 'brief'case is more popular. | A | 653c0dfec26d9ee159d3e0f0edee7466 | |
82 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. You're such a light sleeper.
B. Fine—next time you slay the dragon and I'll cook.
C. I don't need your approval. I just need you to tie the laces.
D. Can't I just laugh till it hurts?
E. I gotta go. ‘Mr. Wonderful’ is having one of his episodes. | E | 2732e5e940a9dc78c2af363f9afc9bc1 | |
160 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I have the same exact dog.
B. The seller is extremely motivated.
C. How long has the "Check Condiments" light been on?
D. I just don't care that much about Medicare anymore.
E. To be fair, Martha, you did just kill one of their kids. | B | 876dc5d32ca440cede91ddb4ac907ea4 | |
246 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. But, officer, he did not yield!
B. I can remember when she was just a fuzzy yellow intern.
C. Your father's last wish was for you to succeed him as chairman.
D. I wish you'd come in when it was just a chip on your shoulder.
E. I only glanced down at my phone for a second. | C | 19eaf6200bae7f51d85f11762f8e5057 | |
569 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. He knows nothing about pants.
B. No wonder this gym was so cheap.
C. We met at the mini bar.
D. Carry on. I'll just be a fly on the wall.
E. Well, the good news is I finally got the monkey off my back. | D | 71f011f5c3061bea03acaed27cb1ed0f | |
593 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. The answer to number seven? I can't even turn this thing on.
B. Don’t look at me. I wanted a Portuguese water dog.
C. The revolution has begun!
D. 'Sharply worded' would describe it.
E. Four-story brownstones? They'll never catch on, not in a million years. | D | d6de4eca7985713e1674b48610484b56 | |
739 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. In my defense, the neutering was a requirement of the condo board.
B. It's for when hell freezes over.
C. You don't need a suit -- you're only seven. He's forty-nine.
D. Besides being a stick, what is your greatest weakness?
E. To be fair, Martha, you did just kill one of their kids. | C | da61ed822eab634eeb7525dae159630a | |
466 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Welcome to Mechanics Anonymous.
B. Because not everyone gets to work from home, Joyce
C. Well, at least he made curfew.
D. They call it kitsch and release.
E. If you turn the binoculars around, the problem pretty much goes away. | A | 80858bb6479a0facc96803f2c5f3969e | |
152 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I have trouble saying no.
B. Why do I always get stuck behind the slow planets?
C. There's always room for cello.
D. Frankly, Sheila, I find this the most awkward part of our divorce agreement.
E. Technically, I'm guarding two posts. | B | cfadf1296e537c976345a8df92f0d09f | |
244 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Please use a coaster.
B. We're really looking for someone with more lab experience.
C. I guess I misunderstood when you said long bike ride.
D. Come on, George. You know he's only going to spend it on more oxygen.
E. Cancel my lunch date and get me a six-foot baguette. | E | 42899542e9aa190bbe4e7d1d05d8acb1 | |
734 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Do I hear a motion for less disclosure?
B. Looks like you boys could use some water.
C. This your last chance to come clean.
D. I know a specialist, but he's in prison.
E. I'm sorry. I've been burned too many times. | C | f7e2c39d4173088bcefe7fb7d9a703ad | |
512 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. We get it. You're straight.
B. The apartment is nice, and I met my neighbor who also works at home.
C. My wife will be here any moment. She's loading herself into the cannon as we speak.
D. We really need to revisit our immigration policy.
E. You dated who? | A | 4a6264ed2fcd5e186b18af9d056e9760 | |
620 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Put it down slowly, the mothers are very protective of their young
B. Most of them have candy, this ones filled with nuts.
C. Ask again if anyone turned in a phone.
D. Let's face it. One side of the bed consistently outperforms the other.
E. I think it's important for them to hear both sides of the debate. | B | a26a501436266915e2c375c0f715021f | |
217 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. In the end, Ed, most of us are carried along by our delusions.
B. Monday mornings you want to strangle him.
C. Yes sir, a martini for you and a screwdriver for the monster.
D. Make yourself useful—fake some Russian and hold up a 9.9.
E. It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute. | D | cb104eff146de5938939ca6114433669 | |
523 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I'm a big person. It only looks smaller.
B. One of us is about to die.
C. Sorry for the wait, but it's been like Grand Central Station in here.
D. That’s smart, Eddie. The first place cops look is in the trunk.
E. Should I have gotten a half-barrel? | E | d1901aa4a2977f3593c248ba11e70522 | |
203 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It must be great to be endangered.
B. First time at Euro Disney?
C. I hate connecting through Roswell.
D. Let's not forget what happened the last time our session ran late.
E. Do you ever want to wring your own neck? | B | 432cf7859605f638a1f5a0def147e3ec | |
549 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I have some good news—we're letting you go.
B. Now don't you wish you hadn't done so many helium shots?
C. Legally, we’re a farm.
D. Nothing you buy on a 2 am informercial is ever a good idea.
E. There's mutiny in the air. Also Viennese dark roast, but mainly mutiny. | A | a289b6695c71572c1702cb03d7366612 | |
592 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Trust me, background radiation—it's the new secondhand smoke.
B. This is good peyote.
C. Meaning of Life is at the top. This is Meaning of Beatles Lyrics.
D. My wife won't let me put one in the back yard.
E. I'm only in it for the bread. | E | 939df082562d65e1305dd9a70c9d3e78 | |
704 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. We've been asked to work from home.
B. Just tell Dad it's a staff job with a leadership position.
C. I'll debrief you two later.
D. Have you tried exorcising?
E. Read my lips—no new taxidermy. | A | 0f680e5d7b1e75280ea6adc5938586c0 | |
242 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Yes, I do miss the corporate jet. I miss the corporate jet very much.
B. I hate the way corporate thinking has taken over surfing, man.
C. Come on! Do you have any idea how long it took to get through the turnstiles?
D. We probably should have done something about this last year when it was still three blocks away.
E. No, I said to play with more attitude. | B | d7b18ec9088a015adcf2a27ea41e07ab | |
226 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I'd suggest you keep them away from the gingerbread men.
B. the mrs. requests you come upstairs and try creating life the old fashioned way
C. Sorry...I was texting.
D. 3rd month, nobody out.
E. I’m going to give you something for your humanity. | E | 4d9fbd58b0cf138af17345fcdd7678db | |
584 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. The memo said to 'expect incoming male' but we had assumed it was a typo
B. It’s always a problem for us when a crime is committed on Halloween.
C. Hold on, the Senate Committee on Women's Health is getting out.
D. My mother is coming to stay next week.
E. Oh, yeah? Well, I’m off to see the orthopedist. | C | 13e61c33649111d9d01bd39f03cc3151 | |
760 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I see our time is almost up.
B. To be fair you did say you wanted what you had last night
C. I feel a vibration. Can you call my cell phone again?
D. Do YOU remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?
E. Let's not mistake his confidence for leadership. | B | 9b540f3ad412365a71f31c24863857f3 | |
120 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Well, he did say he'd be back again someday.
B. I should have stopped after the Botox.
C. And they said my career was over after ‘The Godfather’.
D. When does it knock worst?
E. Between you and me, the owner can't unload this fast enough. | B | 680429d1ecc22f63b28bf3c926014bd5 | |
144 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. First, welcome to Pisa.
B. I'm haunted by the faces of my victims.
C. So this is how the 1% live.
D. i just need one of those little umbrellas.
E. Forgot my underwear, shirt, suit, belt, tie, and watch. | B | 9a1a6136b833120672affdc7effa97a5 | |
231 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Her testosterone levels are through the roof.
B. Will you be needing any more of me, sir?
C. Sorry, my roommate's working from home today.
D. I guess I misunderstood when you said long bike ride.
E. The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat. | A | 4714df181f1a1c0fd081aa7ca7c59669 | |
594 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. He's got a new fish-whispering technique.
B. I'm so glad that 'lumberjack' is more a look than an occupation these days.
C. Really, voting him off the island was enough.
D. What disease are you crawling for?
E. 'What's more impressive is he's already filed the patent.' | B | 54c4042f491dd22c6d6096fe3c443592 | |
546 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. We don't have much of a sex life, but he's good at finding keys in the swimming pool.
B. I’m here to fix the coffee machine.
C. Very nice. Now do a boat.
D. I don't mind the monkey see as much as the monkey doo.
E. Which finger do I use for Aliens? | C | 0a1b0f5cdf474648a773cc24e1327667 | |
250 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. You shouldn't have opened that can of worms.
B. So that's where all of the coffee filters went.
C. Well lets just say Long live the King may be a bit on the optimistic side
D. From the ashes, your bill will magically appear.
E. Now, if you wouldn't mind holding on to this while I get the thermometer. | E | 1c19e4dba6468a1ad0efde0c60ec0b53 | |
582 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. They've been in love since 1992. I know. Their initials are carved in my ass.
B. Yes, I see the train but I think we can beat it.
C. After seven hundred billion for the Nobles, it was the least we could do.
D. I kind of like it when he's away on the Crusades.
E. Majority whip tonight? | B | 76aad540b15d10fe6168627630efc279 | |
320 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Marco!
B. What you've got there is a red herring.
C. Beware the hidden service charge.
D. When does it knock worst?
E. Mistakes were made. | C | 1beb3e2c232e294a64e6623542542e14 | |
338 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. You realize a seven-foot diary is fair game.
B. You don't need to whisper—they're made of wax.
C. You are under the wrong impression, sir.
D. For your information, I have a client that has a lot of trouble sleeping!
E. I think my wife is having us tailed. | A | 0af32a479796ea0021b564ff88edadd1 | |
407 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. The apartment is nice, and I met my neighbor who also works at home.
B. The company's day care program is great; this group has been coming since 1970.
C. I guess this rules out a church wedding.
D. I'm supposed to call my doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours.
E. Linda suddenly realized she had entered the hallucinatory phase of her low-carb diet. | B | 23e5fcb43c77f40af5aaf181e7bfc264 | |
373 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. RELAX!
B. Geez, it's twenty-five to life already.
C. If I go, page 4 of our report goes with me.
D. Remember, we present to the Emperor tomorrow at 11.
E. This may burn a little. | D | 45251568f6a513fa3025493e6cb1fd37 | |
86 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I think we should stop seeing each other.
B. Unfiltered water and styrofoam cups. These are some bad hombres.
C. If we hadn't eaten Ted, he really would have enjoyed this.
D. Excellent slide show.
E. I support our troops as much as the next guy, but do we have to let them play through? | E | d9bb9c51851b28234b92913207175cd9 | |
422 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. I know I have a book in me.
B. Anywhere but Eve's office.
C. I put some beer on the hook. I figure if that's what got him into this mess it should be able to get him out.
D. Do you ever want to wring your own neck?
E. In my defense, the neutering was a requirement of the condo board. | A | 5c786a86ccbcb2e04d3026f38d15d1f2 | |
503 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. This will go down in history.
B. No, I will not push you again.
C. Actually, the preferred term is ‘adventure surgery’.
D. Will you be needing any more of me, sir?
E. Well of course they don't exist. Now. | A | a6a8dfff90c630e0768e5077b130ce55 | |
736 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Let's let him keep your ball.
B. How did you get it on?
C. You are under the wrong impression, sir.
D. He didn't want to be chained to his desk.
E. When did you first encounter my client's balloon? | B | 212ced2ea931bdb343475b8c61f3c9bf | |
674 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Forget Oregon. I'm going to Vegas.
B. It's alley mode.
C. It doesn't matter that you peed on it first, it's not your rock anymore.
D. They used to face left.
E. Well, the good news is I finally got the monkey off my back. | C | 8865211b5350b36c7dc0ceaa8c97fdbf | |
436 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. How long has the "Check Condiments" light been on?
B. We all deal with divorce in our own way.
C. Yes, Your Highness. The greatest threat is overwatering.
D. We had meth on Tuesday.
E. Do you ever get the feeling that we’re purely decorative? | E | 7cf7c65ab7feb62071e01058f4a86b69 | |
687 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Are you sure the recipe said mustard gas?
B. Please wag your tail, so I know which one is me.
C. I hate connecting through Roswell.
D. If you ignore them, they go away.
E. You think this is awkward? Try living a few floors down. | E | ce539e5a8ebe34e3a97f58cf32325a2e | |
16 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. You’re right. We’ll need a second stimulus plan.
B. It's the closest you'll get to Manhattan in your price range.
C. So that settles it. This year, instead of cooking the books, we'll bake them in a light, flaky pastry.
D. Keep your eye out for a blond kid with a laser pointer.
E. Yes, I love him. I'll always love him. I'm just saying I still think the hospital switched him at birth. | D | d71d81d2bb222a0948483dfed1a4c3b5 | |
377 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It made so much more sense in the infomercial.
B. He's been on that same story for hours. I'm beginning to think he can't read.
C. Gore was right. This is inconvenient.
D. GIVE HULK TRANQUILITY NOW!
E. I'm looking forward to casual Friday, when I can put on some flats. | B | b8b0fedf2c8b35bbf6d3a56c4b012864 | |
49 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Tell me about your childhood very quickly.
B. Believe me . . . it's what's UNDER the ground that's most interesting.
C. Stop me if you've heard this one.
D. I have trouble saying no.
E. Yes, I see the train but I think we can beat it. | C | 5782c876491a953cf068c3098d763cb9 | |
500 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Describe him.
B. Sorry, guys. It's another rejection letter.
C. You know, dad, this is not making 'the talk' any less awkward.
D. Three yea's, six ney's, and Anderson is still up in the air on this one.
E. Looks like you boys could use some water. | E | 8b2c780d632d2efe5a8c45fee92d3a8f | |
511 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. It appears that even the window washers are using steroids.
B. I'm a big person. It only looks smaller.
C. I'm working my way up to a sex-change operation.
D. Maybe His Highness should make reservations next time.
E. GIVE HULK TRANQUILITY NOW! | B | 501e01032ff951b372413cc4cbe589c1 | |
540 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Normally, I'd dump you in the East River, but it's not safe to leave the house.
B. Let me guess...the Gym Reaper?
C. It could be a combination of things.
D. Great! Next week we'll work on your fear of Morse code.
E. I don't play. I just really hate elephants. | C | bf4369804202fc32fc92850a14ae6ac0 | |
628 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. We have them between all tables, it encourages social distancing.
B. Just the worm, hold the Tequila.
C. You bought the sofa, you find the remote.
D. Sorry, we're out of medical supplies.
E. Well, that explains our relentless hunt for tuna. | B | 6be8aae503a46c151e685d8b2d6741d4 | |
337 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. We're gonna need a bigger cat.
B. Ask again if anyone turned in a phone.
C. Is your mom still in the lounge chair?
D. Well, your profile pic doesn't look much like you either.
E. A little more on the Woofer | B | 6ee6a8a8e2f0a83a7533fcd4fcf5421d | |
511 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Do you see how I'm lifting with my legs?
B. Looks like another side-rise is springing up.
C. Harry, the whole point of leaving England was to blend in.
D. If we hadn't eaten Ted, he really would have enjoyed this.
E. I'll tell you what could be more fun--a barrel of wine. | A | c4ede33e72593fc93062c66c8e8f4947 | |
653 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. An optimist would see the room as half dry.
B. Sorry, sir. We don't allow...hats.
C. The Canary Islands? Who told him we should go there?
D. Meet Trump's nominee for the Centers for Disease Control.
E. Welcome to paradise. I take it he won another term. | D | 24a3ceaa6fdf70f01a3a441e39d8878b | |
457 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Dress for the job you have.
B. Wave to him.
C. Actually, I'm not crazy about long walks on the beach.
D. Worse than a cold. It's a common cold.
E. It cuts down on the yelling and splashing. | A | 2c49b603e7d388553cf4519eab30db6b | |
532 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Will he bite?
B. We should buy a rug.
C. Good, very good.....now let's all try to think it back into the box.
D. Sorry...I was texting.
E. We're searching for rats that escaped from the subway's Track 23 dining room kitchen. | D | e89368c752d44c844580d561e65f6b9f | |
344 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Now that I met your family, I want you to meet mine.
B. If I go, page 4 of our report goes with me.
C. Dear ... diary ... She's ... finally ... asleep.... Oops.
D. Before this I was a bus-boy.
E. You're right. It is easier with the ball. | B | 9459dfb98d009cd6327ed9ac614840a3 | |
124 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Any final thoughts?
B. I may be a little prick, but at least I'm not a giant pussy.
C. If we had just started wandering fifteen minutes earlier, we would have missed most of this traffic.
D. Act of God. We're not liable.
E. I think the collection agency is getting serious. | C | 98df15963c0d66e617e03059b75ff48f | |
382 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Please, Mr. Blaine. I do have other patients to attend to.
B. It's not traditional, but I find it attracts a more mature type of female.
C. I'm so glad that 'lumberjack' is more a look than an occupation these days.
D. They must have made a fortune from the wheel.
E. I feel a vibration. Can you call my cell phone again? | A | 83f8554f12cce3e81da4578cca88ca34 | |
734 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. Stop fighting it, kid—everyone eventually sings in the shower.
B. You dated who?
C. Fortunately, our time is up.
D. Lunch is on me.
E. You’ll love the headlight exhibit in the next room, it’s mesmerizing. | A | d44fb9a7a1a10a8d813b27af7b95f681 | |
333 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. We decided on separate vacations this year.
B. The new rug arrived, but there's some assembly required.
C. He's the advertising executive. Let him come up with a caption.
D. One last thing ...
E. Your father's last wish was for you to succeed him as chairman. | C | 2f074a0f77e2e4872932e6dd7541a493 | |
735 | Select the caption that matches the comic: A. The restroom is just down the hall and anywhere you want.
B. This is fancy role-playing for a conjugal visit.
C. I'm sorry. I've been burned too many times.
D. I was married once. Didn't work out. She was a tart.
E. I'd like to try group therapy with a different group. | D | 64c5a1d18269bd2dfc66610f018f8f6c |
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